Saturday, August 15, 2009

Riding a unicorn

You will never be able to ride a unicorn.


It is impossible.

Unicorns are fictitious beasts that exist only in the minds of fantasy writers and losers. I know a lot of little girls and boys have dreams that riding a unicorn will be the most magical thing in the world. And they're right. But it's also completely fictional. Magic is fiction. Deal with it.

You can never ride a unicorn.

Also, balancing your life so you're not overworked and unloved is impossible. Deal with it.

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