Saturday, August 15, 2009

The cubs winning the world series

Will not happen.

I know you're thinking, "The redsox won! We have to sometime soon!"


The cubs are so cursed that even their greatest fans destroy their chances. You probably would have won had it not been for this:

They'll win again sometime. But probably never in your lifetime.

Also, reclaiming your innocence and youth. That's also impossible.

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